February 2012
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After she had her children, Ginny visited...
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her children’s birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
anotheractivist:
Tennessee Republicans Want To Ban Teachers From Saying Gay People Exist
bringtheruckuss:
The Nashville Scene’s Jeff Woods reports that a bill that would ban teaching Tennessee grade schoolers about homosexuality has made it out of a state House subcommittee Wednesday and will now go before the full legislature.
The “Don’t Say Gay” bill would ban any instruction not related...
holyshitneurotoxinsonline:
rustbones:
roses are red
violets are blue
somehow i’ll
make a man out of you
I am obligated by some force to reblog all Make A Man Out Of You related things ever
aimmyarrowshigh:
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
afternoonsnoozebutton:
chapstick-lesbian:
benefits of dating me
you’ll be dating me
I could go on but I think I’ve made my point
If you have the right to birth control, marriage,...
afternoonsnoozebutton:
communismkills:
Then I demand I have a right to:
A job that makes $1,000,000 a year
Five Cadillacs
A 20,000 square foot ocean-front property
A harem of Israeli models
Four course meals all day long, prepared by my own personal chef
A degree from Princeton
And I want all of this by not working at all. I deserve it. So you need to give it to me. It’s my right by...
My boyfriend has been playing Plants Vs Zombies...
I’m lonely.
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I hate my sorority right now.
I’m surprised I haven’t quit yet.
I’m about 70% sure I wont make it through the entire semester.
My FB news feed is so dramatic right now.
January 2012
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Dear Customer who stuck up for his little brother,
sweetupndown:
you thought I didn’t really notice. But I did. I wanted to high-five you.
Yesterday I had a pair of brothers in my store. One was maybe between 15-17. He was a wrestler at the local high school. Kind of tall, stocky and handsome. He had a younger brother, who was maybe about 10-12 years old. Thy were talking about finding a game for the younger one, and he was absolutely...
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December 2011
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“Soul mates and true love isn’t a connection, stay-up-all-night texting,...”
– [link]
Reading this made me a little teary eyed. I have the best boyfriend a girl could ask for. I’m so lucky :)
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