I Think I Could Use A Little Break

afternoonsnoozebutton:

communismkills:

Then I demand I have a right to:

• A job that makes $1,000,000 a year
• Five Cadillacs
• A 20,000 square foot ocean-front property
• A harem of Israeli models
• Four course meals all day long, prepared by my own personal chef
• A degree from Princeton

And I want all of this by not working at all. I deserve it. So you need to give it to me. It’s my right by birth. The government should give it to me.

Just because you say you have the right to something doesn’t mean it’s true.

Let’s all just pause for a second and admire how stupid this post is.